Here’s why the Simmons bar was never going to last
It should have worked. On every level. Millennial pink neon art, reliably late opening hours, chugging cheap cocktails to disco playlists. Who doesn’t like disco playlists? And yet, after taking the “tough decision” to close four bars, Simmons has gone into administration, owing millions to the bank and tax collectors.
When Simmons launched in 2013, I thought it might become a fairly significant part of my life. I missed university and liked late-night pints. But going to Simmons was never something I could quite convince anyone it was worth missing the last Tube for.
Simmons tried to be everything, and ended up being nothing
With its bland decor and predictable playlists, it feels like it is trying to appeal to the broadest possible market, which has been a cynical and frankly patronising strategy by restaurant groups for some time. See also the Drake & Morgan group, whose restaurants appear to have been designed to be purposefully bland in the same way Simmons was. In the Square Mile, not necessarily known for its cultural cache, there is an expensive bar called The Otherist. It is filled with beige furniture and expensive British seasonal food and offers a more grown up but similarly anodyne experience, so as not to offend anyone. If that sounds like cynicism, it is a feeling echoed to City PM by marketing specialists who work closely on the branding of some of the capital’s best restaurants.
As you’ll have heard, Gen Z are terrible bores and have stopped drinking, plus they go out less. When they do occasionally venture from their sensible lives, they tend to spend a lot of money on truly special experiences. I think you know where this sentence is going, but suffice to say, not enough of them were ending up at Simmons.
Perhaps the surveys say these places designed to please everyone will bring in the coin. But as we’ve seen with Simmons, humans are not quite so gullible.